Cyber Attack Ahoy! .Gov, Bring In The Masked Savior!

-Man the battalions! Prepare yourself men! A great attack is coming!





-Sir, excuse me, sir, but isn’t this attack on the internet?



-Ahh….Well… What? The inter-what?



-The internet sir. You know. That place you go on the computer for vast amounts of knowledge?



-Uhmm….My reports told me it was a graaaaaaave attack!



-Yes. It is. But it’s online. Sir.



-Oh. Well… You men can go back home then.



EEEp! That sounded like a lame car insurance commercial! But seriously! There was an attack on state websites recently. The important .gov websites at the Head of State, White House, and even the Pentagon websites have been suffering cyber attacks by Cyberbullies! (Whom I picture to look like large tubby men, with humps on their backs, broken glasses, and an awful haircut with a maniacal laughter).



But maybe, they’re not so terrible since the State Department spokesman Ian Kelly said the attacks aren’t plenty or horrible, but more so annoying. There have also been attacks on South Korean based websites, and they speculate North Korea could be the possible ‘hump back’ culprits. (How unoriginal of South Korea to assume that. Waa-Waa-Waa). But America confirmed ever so nicely (and slowly) that there is NO evidence that would lead anyone to think North Korea is the perpetrator.



So, how bad are these ‘attacks’? Well, they basically flood websites with fake/ghost computers that are carrying viruses…Which makes things…shall we say, difficult. Oh boo.



No word on what the government is doing, but I’m picturing super computer geeks coming to the rescue complete with flowing capes!



How dreamy. <3