Cruisin' in Private?...Nope. Think again....

Hey Mindy! What a fine and beautiful windy night it is on the cruise ship! Fancy having you in the room next to mine! I love being on the balcony! Don’t you? Let me cross over to your room from my balcony!

You just wait Mindy! Let me get my good- hmph- leg over! Okay! Almost-… AHHHHHHHHHHH~!!!!!

SPOOOOOSHHHHH!!!!

This must have been the last words of a New Jersey Woman who thought it would be the best idea in the world to cross over from one balcony to another.

But this article isn’t about her; it’s about the fact that they have a tape of her in her room and then fifteen minutes later they have her on tape falling off her balcony, which only means THEY HAVE CAMERAS IN THE ROOMS!!

What the hell?! Now I feel COMPLETELY grossed out, especially since my seventeen year old sister and I share rooms when we go cruising with the family, and we get dressed in there! I can just picture it! A lone Indonesian man named Batok grins and records the whole thing to take to his room with him!!!! GAH!

And then worst! Can you just imagine all of the couples, marriages, and honeymooners cruising?! The damn ship REEKS of body order. Oh god.


How gross. I’m totally grossed out now. If I couple make a pukey smilie I would.

BAH! Violation!!!!